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THIS FRIDAY'S ENTERTAINMENT
"Fret no More"
MEMBERS DRAW THIS FRIDAY
Friday 4th August $2000 - Number 3509 - Not struck. Four draws of $500 went to members:
#7521, -#3060, # 5397, #0458
Friday 4th August Mini number - 3509 won $270.00
Tuesday 8th August $1600 - Number 5018 - Not struck.
Tuesday 8th August - Mini number 5019 won $500
FRIDAY NIGHT JOKERS WILD
Purchase your $2 per ticket for your chance to turn over the Joker card and win $500.
NEWS AROUND THE CLUB
8 BALL ADJUNCT SUCCESS: The 8 ball adjunct hosted a team from Stortford Lodge on Saturday. Taupo won the competition and retained the trophy. Congratulations to all players on the day.
Toastmasters: The local Toastmaster s Club are holding a "demonstration evening" on Monday 14th August (7 pm) . This is an opportunity for those members who want to find out what Toastmasters have to offer. For further information, email the organiser Nigel Michels email@example.com.
TEXAS HOLDEM POKER
Texas Holdem resumes next Thursday at at 7 pm sharp.
WEEKLY EVENTS AT THE CLUB
- HOUSIE - Wednesday's from 1pm in the Tauhara Lounge upstairs.
- INDOOR BOWLS - Thursday afternoons and Monday night.
- EUCHRE - Sunday afternoons from 2pm.
- DANCING - Free dancing lessons, every Wednesday - click on the following link for further details http://www.taupocossie.co.nz/i/images/Documents/DancingJuly2017.jpg
- TAI-CHI - Monday, Wednesday, Friday 11.30 to 12.30pm.
FRIDAY NIGHT BUFFET ONLY $20.00 per adult.
You can check out our full menu by clicking on the link below:
JULY GAMING MACHINE JACKPOTS
- DATE 03/08/17 MACHINE # 12 AMOUNT WON $ 885.70
- DATE 04/08/17 MACHINE # 16 AMOUNT WON $ 908.53
- DATE 05/08/17 MACHINE # 18 AMOUNT WON $ 932.55
TOTAL WON IN AUGUST: $2726.78
ENTERTAINMENT NEXT FRIDAY (18th AUGUST)
FUNNY OF THE WEEK
One day, Dave, the bus driver, was in his bus when the biggest man he had ever seen got on. The giant looked at the driver and growled, 'Big Eric doesn't pay' , and took his seat.
Dave was only a little man and he didn't really want to argue.
This happened for several days. After a week, Dave was beginning to get a little angry. Everybody else paid, so why not the big man?
So Dave went to the gym and started a course of body-building. He didn't want to be frightened of Big Eric any longer. Eight weeks later the driver had strong muscles and was feeling very fit.
At the usual stop, Big Eric got on. 'Big Eric doesn't pay' , he barked; but this time Dave was prepared for him. He stood up, shaking slightly, and said between clenched teeth, 'Oh, yeah? And why doesn't Big Eric pay?'
'Because Big Eric has got a bus pass', the man replied.