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QUIZ NIGHT TONIGHT - 7th SEPTEMBER AT 7PM
TEXAS HOLDEM POKER - TONIGHT AT 7 PM
Texas Holdem tonight at 7 pm. New tables, new rules and lots more fun - only $15 to play with one rebuy allowed per person. Minimum age is 18 years and you must be a Taupo Cossie Club member. For a copy of the rules and conditions click on this link http://www.taupocossie.co.nz/i/files/TEXASHOLDEMRULES.pdf
MEMBERS DRAW THIS FRIDAY
Last week four lucky members won $500 each, the jackpot starts again at $500 this Friday.
THIS FRIDAY'S ENTERTAINMENT
MARTY "STRATMAN" MITCHELL
Guitarist for internationally acclaimed The Pink Floyd Experience and Auckland based In The Pink, Marty has 30 years experience playing in bands such as Swingshift, Bad Penny, The Urge and Twice Shy. He now adds this solo gig to his resume, using professional backing tracks to complement his powerhouse guitar playing. Marty plays Fender Stratocasters exclusively through a digital guitar system to bring the sounds of Gilmour, Santana, Lukather and many more alive. Check out his webpage here: http://www.stratman.co.nz/
FRIDAY NIGHT JOKERS WILD
One lucky member turned over the Joker card last week and won $500 cash. The game starts again this week with a fresh deck of cards. Purchase your $2 per ticket for your chance to turn over the Joker card and win $500.
UP-COMING EVENTS AT THE CLUB
ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 10th 2017, 11.00am AT THE CLUB
- Confirmation of AGM Minutes 11th September 2016
- Adoption of Annual Report
- Adoption of Annual Accounts and Balance Sheet
- Election of Officers
- Subscriptions 2017/2018
- General Business
- Result of Election of Officers
- Appointment of Auditor
LAKESIDE VARIETY COUNTRY MUSIC CLUB
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 10th 2017, 1pm in the Tongariro Lounge
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WEEKLY EVENTS AT THE CLUB
- HANDLE CLUB DRAW - Wednesday's between 6 & 6.30pm
- HOUSIE - Wednesday's from 1pm in the Tauhara Lounge upstairs.
- INDOOR BOWLS - Thursday afternoons and Monday night.
- TEXAS HOLDEM POKER- 7pm Thursday.
- EUCHRE - Sunday afternoons from 2pm.
- DANCING - Free dancing lessons, every Wednesday - click on the following link for the latest newsletter http://www.taupocossie.co.nz/i/images/Documents/DancingJuly2017.jpg
- TAI-CHI - Monday, Wednesday, Friday 11.30 to 12.30pm.
HAVE YOU TRIED OUR THURSDAY ROAST LUNCHES ???
Only $12.95 (with a gold card) or $16.95 without. From 12 to 2pm every Thursday.
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ENTERTAINMENT NEXT FRIDAY ( 15th September)
Jason began playing guitar at the age of 7 and has performed professionally for 20 years. He is also the founder of the successful covers band ‘Take Note’. His main aim when performing?… To ensure his audiences leave feeling totally satisfied that they have been entertained! His eagerness to soak up all styles of music has resulted in a large, immensely varied repertoire, ranging from the 1950’s right through to chart toppers of this week. It has molded his vocal styles so as to include anything from the likes of Dean Martin through to Bon Jovi.
JOKE OF THE WEEK
Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga. Unfortunately, Shane falls off the scaffolding and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Ricky says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.'
Jeff says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters. Ricky says, 'Where did you get that, Jeff?'
'Shane's wife gave it to me.'
Ricky continues, 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?'
'Well not exactly,' Jeff said. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Shane's widow", she said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'
And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are.'