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Cossie Club E-news - 9th November 2017 

Welcome to the latest Cossie Club newsletter, you are receiving this email because you are on our email data base. If you no longer wish to receive these publications please click on the "unsubscribe" link at the bottom of the page.

Please check out our new website http://www.taupocossie.co.nz . If you have some news, an upcoming event or a funny story to tell, send us an email and we will include it in the next publication tccmanager@xtra.co.nz

 

A GENTLE REMINDER !!!

MEMBERSHIP RENEWALS ARE NOW OVERDUE !!

If you are paying at the bar, please don't leave it until the last minute on Friday as the bar staff will be busy and may not be able to serve you.  

You can renew by direct credit, our bank account numbers BNZ  02-0428-0253877-00. Please use you name and membership number as a reference. If you want your card posted, please add $1 extra.

Note: You will not be eligible to win members draws unless you have a current membership. 

MEMBERS DRAW THIS FRIDAY  

$2000

 

$2000 must go this Friday. If the first number out is not struck we will do 4 draws of $500 from the door sign in sheet.  

FRIDAY NIGHT JOKERS WILD - AFTER THE MAIN DRAW  

 Purchase your $2 per ticket for your chance to turn over the Joker card and win $500. 

      MEMBERS DRAW NEXT TUESDAY 

$1200

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THIS FRIDAY'S ENTERTAINMENT

 

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Lakeside Variety Country Music Club on Sunday 12 November from 1pm-4.30pm. 

A fun vibrant afternoon of music and singing with Derek, Robbie, Marty, Glenn, Allan, the Kahu sisters and more. This is a family day so everyone is "welcome". Check out the Clubs newsletter here; http://www.taupocossie.co.nz/i/files/November2017.pdf

WEEKLY EVENTS AT THE CLUB

  • HANDLE CLUB DRAW - Wednesday's between 6 & 6.30pm
  • HOUSIE - Wednesday's from 1pm in the Tauhara Lounge upstairs.
  • INDOOR BOWLS - Thursday afternoons and Monday night.
  • TEXAS HOLDEM POKER- 7pm Thursday.
  • EUCHRE - Sunday afternoons from 2pm.
  • DANCING - Free dancing lessons, every Wednesday.
  • TAI-CHI - Monday, Wednesday, Friday 11.30 to 12.30pm. 

COMING EVENTS AT THE CLUB

SATURDAY 25TH NOVEMBER

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ENTERTAINMENT NEXT FRIDAY - 17th NOVEMBER

"TUSSOCK"

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TC'S NEW SUMMER MENU

THE NEW SUMMER MENU IS AVAILABLE NOW.

HAVE A SNEAKY PEAK HERE 

http://www.taupocossie.co.nz/i/files/COSSIECLUB3.pdf

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FRIDAY BUFFET SPECIAL - ADULTS ONLY $22.50

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BOOK YOUR CHRISTMAS FUNCTION NOW !!!!

WE ARE STILL TAKING BOOKINGS FOR CHRISTMAS FUNCTIONS, WE CAN CATER FOR GROUPS UP TO 200 WITH MENUS STARTING AT $45 PER HEAD !

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JOKE OF THE WEEK 

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to go on the airplane ride." 

And every year Martha would say, "I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." 

One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance." 

Martha replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." 

The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars." 

Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They landed and the pilot turned to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't." 

Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

BECOME A COSSIE CLUB "PARTNER"

Are you a Club member and a business owner – would you like to promote your business or service to over 6000 club members. If you have a special deal you would like to offer our members we will include you on our website and feature you in our weekly E-News. Contact me now for more details, I look forward to hearing from you,  phone 3784048 or email  tccmanager@xtra.co.nz .

Check out our current Club Partners here

http://www.taupocossie.co.nz/club-partners/

The Taupo Cosmopolitan Club
Located at 5 Taniwha Street, Taupo, New Zealand
Phone: (07) 378 4048 | Fax: (07) 378 0126 Email:taupocossie@xtra.co.nz  Website: www.taupocossie.co.nz

TAUPO FORKLIFTS 2014 Ltd

Trevor and his team are local suppliers of "AMW" mobility Scooters. All Cossie Club members recieve a 10% dicount on any brand new mobility scooter.

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